1. Chairman of LFC
Name : Ian Lim Jii Yan
Nicknames : Chicken, pok pok ghea!
(Lfc members... Pls Feel Free to Edit.. onli JY cannot edit dis)
Position : The Eyes In Midfield. Some say the visioner
Famous Quotes :
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2. Manager of LFC
Name : BerNar Nga Song Wei
Nicknames : CNN, CNA, BBC
Position : Playmaker
(Bcoz he has the T-Shirt wif the word "I am the playmaker on it")
Famous Quotes : "Eh u noe arh..."
Description :
Songwei lives up to his appointment of manager of LFC by keeping his house in good condition so that we can pop in conveniently to catch a match of soccer on sat nights. And with that flat screen Tv, which he won in a lucky draw, his house is really an ideal and spacious gathering location.
Back in secondary school, he used to live in the shadows of our Turtle Wu and unveil his presence by magnifying WJW taunts by a hundred times. However, without backing of WJW, he seems like a hapless rabbit without its hole to burrow in. Recently, SW seems to have started venturing out of that hole on his own since WJW is taking a break, and having a kit kat.(!!! cant imagine i am writing this. kenna influence by shili)
Academically, SW has done LFC proud by achieving 4As for his 'A' levels and is considered one of the more intelligent members in our group. However, his results is similar to GANT, who has unconvincingly gotten similar results and it would be opprobrium to compare him to GANT. ( You all must be wondering wad does opprobrium means. www.dictionary.com :D)
If one day, we would start giving our members appointments like the kind in SAF, he would surely be our, Company Sergeant Major, the one who does all the sai kang like disseminating infomation to all of us, be it important notices or personal blunders. Hence, the nicknamed "CNN". However, sometimes he is able to contain that urge to release all those 'headlines' if it is too personal.
Sw love life is rather a mystery as he did not reveal anything to almost anyone maybe in fear of us broadcasting it for him. Incidentally, i know of this particular girl who thinks Sw is very handsome.
(by Tim)
3. Transport IC
Name : Wonder Foo Shili
Nicknames :
Wonder Foo, Beauty Foo, Yong Tau Foo etc...
Position : The Kind Hearted Centre Back (CB)
Famous Quotes :
I dun drive a Kia bcoz I'm using a NoKia hp.
Description :
Wonder was chosen for his post due to his ability to ferry LFC members around in his black Hyundai Matrix. He despises Hyundai's fellow Korean carmaker brand Kia as he is using a NoKia handphone. According to LFC Chairman Ian, Wonder's quite handsome only when he drives.
He's also the official joker of LFC. He's chosen based on the quantity, & not quality, of the lame jokes he provides at every LFC outings. However, fellow LFC members have been warned not to follow in his footsteps at telling too many lame jokes. Dat's bcoz u may really become (literally) lame like Wonder after he injured his knee while warming up for an official LFC match a few years ago.
A hardcore LoserPool.. err.. i mean Liverpool fan, Wonder is also SUPER biased against Man Utd for unknown reasons. He once vowed not to use ANY Man Utd players in his fantasy premier league team("except for Rooney"<-- he added after he found out dat Rooney was in his team). Watching Liverpool matches with him also became very entertaining(despite the way Liverpool were playing.. YawnZ) bcoz of all his biased comments.
Regarding his love life, Wonder himself has said that he's finding out ways to cut off his right hand so dat he can be together wif the numerous xiao long nus dat are gg to uni together wif him dis yr.. Wish u all the best ba.. (U happy can liao)
(Contributed by Bernar Nga)
4. Religious IC
Name : Andy Ng
Nicknames : Xiao Hei Hei, Hei Chee Bye, PikaChu, Squirrel.
Position : Religious Leader
Description :
Ancestor of zhong se qing you/ late until buay pai seh. This guy's got a bad history eh. Aiyah dunno what to say about him also, people are the sociable kind, here need to meet people, there got things to do. So in the end, no one really know what he trying to do also.
He got chosen for his post because he's the only person that goes to church ba lol. Aiyoh and always say people never tell him things, but he himself also like that. The indian calling the chinese black sia. Please la don't only look at your teeth and palms only can?! Your other part of body ALL BLACKER!!
Ok la with respect to his soccer skills in LFC is 2nd lo. Much as I hate to say that but that Handsome Wu reallly the most pro player. But too bad his right leg injured cause he too handsome then kenna pestered by too many girls always go out with them in the end leg become like tt lo.
Now the "love of his life", NZ girl back from NZ le!! (Abu then NZ girl from africa meh? And "love of the life" is a term to describe the girl u like and you haven't had sex with) Let's all stand together and pray and hope that he don't repeat his past mistakes ba. And he also said that he will repent le. Amitabat... Amen... Oink Oink... Happy Deepavali.. kk I said he prayers in all 4 major languages in Singapore le. Let's hope he gets his girl and don't neglect us at the same time :D
(Contributed by Handsome Wu)
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