Losers FC: LFC Members Part III

8. Financial Advisor (In Singapore Pools)

Name : Handsome Wu Jun Wei

Nicknames :

Turtle, Handsome GoD, Sg Pools God, 200K Guy, Gui Tou, MOr pEng, Maldini

Position : Defender

Famous Quotes :

"Wo you qian! Yao zhen yang?" -loosely translated as"I got money, what can you do?"

Description :

Finally out of his shell, Wu Jun Wei is in short WJW or most famous known as wu gui. His secondary 1/2 bag bears testimony to his original form. In fact, the shape of his head and the way he looks/walks all has resemblance to the long living reptile. In addition to his many gui nicks, he is also called gui tou cos he can really "spit" from his head.

The self proclaimed HANDSOME GOD, aka Handsome wu also appeared on tv as porn director in a HK gambling movie. Handsome as he is, WJW used to be known as MOR PEng back in jc days because he was plagued with pimples. Handsome? Its your call seriously. NZ girl thinks otherwise! Sorry JUNWEI!!

One impt fact, WJW is poor. He only received 20 cents a day from his RICH daddy who obviously favours his 17 yr old sister. Poor boy since young, WJW has recently struck gold mine when he attained God-like status after scalping Sg Pools of hundreds of thousand of dollars which is sitting in the F.D. of some bank right now. Although Wjw is a Rich man, he has no license so he wont be buying car in the near future... SO sad!! Wonderfoo, u're the boss!

Anw, WJW likes to stay at home and play computer games. There was once his daddy smash his computer because he was glued to the monitor. However, online games are not detrimental to his life. In fact, he found a new lease of life from it. A God made relationship,Wjw found Kit Kat while playing PKo and now KIT KAT plays PKO with him and they are now Happily "not" together.

Lately, WJW appears at LFC sanctioned activities often, largely due to the fact that he deserted his 9 to 9 gaming shop position to spend more time with LFC. LFC's long lost member, WJW has returned to the stage, now equipped with KIT KAT! Steady la Bro!

Lets Pray...

Dear God, i pray that u let wjw stay handsome forever.

Amen.

(contributed by xiao hei hei!(andy))

9. Translator (Bahasa Indonesia Only)

Name : Ceminata Salim (Zhe Ming)

Nicknames :

Tanah Merah, Suka Chinta, Number 2 NTU Striker

Position : Defender (Converted from striker)

Famous Quotes :

I've dived 6500m underwater w/o any equipments b4

Dried Plums are STRAWBERRIES!

Description :

Cemi, being the oldest guy in the club, is also the most childish. He loves bullying fellow LFC members by twisting their arms when he couldn't win them in their arguments(usually started by Cemi himself). However, Cemi has lost his powers in arm twisting due to the fact that LFC members have gotten stronger, & hence he can't twist our arms anymore. Hehehe!

Cemi was famous during his soccer playing days in TJC. Dis is largely due to the fact that he missed 17 one on one situations when through against the goalkeeper during the National 'A' division tournament in his JC1 days(when he was still a striker), resulting in TJ being knocked out in the 1st round(Its was also partly due to Wonder, a defender for TJ den, going off to help an injured teammate instead of defending properly)

With a reputation like this when he joined NTU soccer team, he was then converted to a defender & given the number 2 jersey(a shirt usually worn by right-backs). Still, he couldn't break into the 1st team, and subsequently quit trying to play for NTU. However, being thick-skinned as usual, he still wore his NTU No. 2 jersey to our weekly soccer sessions, albeit with the NTU words removed from his shirt(After he shamelessly ordered his maid to pluck the printed words off his jersey)

(Contributed by Bernar Nga)

10. Mascot